Saturday, August 30, 2008

Valuev W 12 Ruiz


Well, Jay has the first win of our boxing league. Reports out of Germany are that Nikolay Valuev defeated John Ruiz by unanimous decision: 116-111 Valuev, 116-113 Valuev, 114-113 Valuev. The fight went as many expected; Valuev jabbed and Ruiz rushed in with wild shots. However, it seems as if Ruiz was a bit better than expected and some felt that he won the fight. Nonetheless, Jay jumps out to the early lead and the Russian Giant moves to 49-1. Jay receives the following scores: OPTION A= 1 point. OPTION B= 1 point. OPTION C= 16 points.

Friday, August 29, 2008

De La Hoya-Pacquiao is back on



December 6, it's on. Oscar vs Manny. Now supposedly this isn't Oscar's last fight. I will bet a wooden nickel that De La sticks around for one more meaningless payday, against either Mayweather or Hatton. I will not buy a Mayweather-De La Hoya 2 PPV, no way, no how. Hatton is also a name that comes up as a potential next opponent for Pacman, but I'd love to see Pac-JM Marquez 3.

God bless Manny though, for getting the payday he deserves. I'd have loved to see Margarito in there vs the Golden Girl, not only because he deserves the recognition and the payday, but he would put a serious hurtin on Oscar.

So now that we know the details.......PPV party is at my house.

Monday, August 25, 2008

The League Begins

This Saturday marks the first fight of our league as Jay's Nikolay Valuev takes on John Ruiz for the vacant WBA Heavyweight Championship (interim). The fight is a rematch of a battle which took place in December 2005, when Valuev captured the WBA Title from Ruiz via close decision. Having watched the fight previously, I remember 2 things: Ruiz's speed advantage and Valuev's extremely effective jab. While it is very likely that Ruiz's best days are behind him, Valuev appears to be improving. His recent wins over Jean-Francois Bergeron and Sergei Liakhovich showed that his boxing ability has greatly improved. Valuev is, in my eyes, a significant favorite in this upcoming fight. Valuev has an iron chin. If he combines this with an effective jab and improved mobility, he is looking at either a decisive points victory or a late knockout. My prediction: W 12 Valuev.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Point System

We need to figure out how the league will be scored, and we have time to do it since no one has a fighter in action until August 30th (Jay's man, Valuev).

So, I'm going to present 3 options and we'll just vote:

OPTION A: The Extremely Simple Approach

Win = 1 point.
Knockout = 1 point.
Loss = -1 point
Knocked out = -1 point

OPTION B: My quality vs. nonquality fight scoring

(This option involves differentiating between seriously good opposition and not)

QUALITY FIGHT (vs a top 10 contender, a champion or a former champion)
+3 Impressive Knockout
+2 Impressive Decision
+1 Won but Struggled more than expected
0 DRAW
-1 Lost but competed impressively
-2 Lost decisively or KO'd after a competitive fight
-3 Knocked out in lopsided fight

NON-QUALITY OPPONENT FIGHT (someone not a champion/former champ or in top10)
+1.5 Impressive knockout
+1 Impressive Decision
+0.5 Won but Struggled more than expected
-1 DRAW
-2 Lost but competed well
-4 Lost decisively or KO'd after a competitive fight
-6 Knocked out in a lopsided fight


OPTION C: B Whit scoring

10 points for a win
0 points for a loss
In a win: 5 extra pts for a knockout, 3 for unanimous decision, 2 for majority decision, 1 for split decision
Opposition points: 3 for top-level opponent, 2 for fighter of some quality, 1 for journeyman
Knockdown points: 1 point per knocking opponent down, -1 per getting knocked down

Breaking News! PacMan vs De la Hoya is off!!!

Basically this is the 3rd person who has turned down the lucrative payday w/ the fishnets wearing tranny. First Mayweather retired, then Ricky Hatton said no thanks, now Pacquaio is like peace, I ain't taking the short end of no 70-30 split. So at this point, Gay la Hoya has no negotiating leverage.

In my professional opinion, I think there's still a chance he fights Pacquiao, and this was just a negotiating ploy by the Filipino matinee idol to drive up his piece of the pie. I also think there is still an outside shot, that Pretty Boy Floyd comes out of "retirement" to take on Oscar and make a quick $25 mil or whatever. It's either that or he fights someone like "Stinky" Winky Wright (who has nothing on the table at this point) in a bore-fest that no one will care about, or maybe he agrees to come up to light heavyweight to fight the corpulent Tito Trinidad in a rematch of their 1999 welterweight suckfest. An outside shot he fights Miguel Cotto. No way he fights Margarito, he's too scared.

Analysis of Mark's Team: Knuckle Sandwich

To my knowledge, Mark is known to have watched 4 fights. Trinidad-DeLaHoya, where he chipped in $0 out of the $40 pay-per-view charge and felt justified, Lennox Lewis-Holyfield 2, Lewis-Michael Grant and a random Paul Spadafora lightweight title fight.

From this extensive background, Mark began the Knuckle Sandwich team with the consensus #1 fighter in the sport, Manny Pacquiao. Pacquiao has an impressive collection of victories: 2 over Marco Antonio Barrera, 2 over Erik Morales, a decision win over Oscar Larios, a decision over Juan Manuel Marquez and a brutal knockout of David Diaz for the Lightweight Title. Still in his 20s, Pacquiao has the best chance of any fighter in the sport at establishing himself as a true all-time great. For his next fight, Pac may decide to tangle with Oscar De La Hoya, a move which will generate great intrigue and great criticism. Pacquiao's short stature and low weight background (former FLYWEIGHT champion) make him a strange opponent for the taller De La Hoya, who once fought Bernard Hopkins at middleweight. Pacquiao will have his work cut out for him, trying to hurt De La Hoya and not be hurt by him in a fight at 147 lbs. In my opinion, Pacquiao's true fighting weight is 130. So, while Pacquiao might be the best fighter in boxing, his fight with De La Hoya at welterweight is actually one he could easily lose.

In the 2nd round, the Knuckle Sandwich picked Miguel Cotto, a skilled fighter who is fresh off of his first career loss. Cotto has all of the tools, but appeared to run out of gas as he was chopped down by Antonio Margarito. Margarito would likely defeat Cotto in a rematch. Cotto is a great fighter, but not the strongest welterweight. Rumors have surfaced that he may fight Andre Berto and that might be his best bet, as Berto is probably less skilled and is definitely less seasonsed. Cotto will likely regain some form of a championship, but his skyrocketing career has slowed down with the loss to Margarito and the retirement of Mayweather.

In the 3rd round, Knuckle Sandwich picked Israel Vazquez, the highly respected WBC Super Bantamweight champion. Vazquez's last fight was an amazing triumph over Rafael Marquez in one of the best fights I've ever seen. Vazquez is a warrior, which means he gets hit a lot. For his sake, I hope he fights some easier opponents before engaging the equally-brave Marquez for a fourth fight.

For his final selection, Mark chose Chris John, the undefeated WBA Featherweight Champion. John's impressive record of 41-0 features a decision over Juan Manuel Marquez in a competitive fight held in John's homeland of Indonesia. John tends to fight obscure opposition, so his reputation is not without its detractors. John needs to fight fellow champions or top contenders to truly establish himself as one of the sport's best. However, his tendency to fight beatable opponents gives him a great chance of piling up the victories.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Analysis of Bri's Team: Simply Juanderful

Here comes a counterattack (I mean, analysis) on Bri's team, a team that vowed early-on to capture every JUAN in the sport. Somewhere, Juan Samuel is applauding and so is his jerri-curl.

For pick number one, Bri chose Juan Manuel Marquez, arguably the most skilled fighter in the sport. However, Juan Manuel lacks dangerous knockout power and this is what leaves him just shy of superstardom. Marquez failed to produce knockouts in his fights with Freddie Norwood, Chris John, Marco Antonio Barrera and in both fights with Manny Pacquiao. Had he done so in any of those bouts, he would be considered a true superstar. Marquez has the craft, but does he have the explosiveness to rock the sport? At age 33, it is doubtful.

Marquez should be able to handle his upcoming fight against Joel Casamayor. Casamayor is older, more faded and probably less skilled. Marquez will likely end up in the ring with Manny Pacquiao again. Could he win? Sure. But he's older than Pacquiao, hasn't won in 2 tries against him and lacks the one-punch knockout threat. All in all, a great fighter but his best days could be behind him.

Bri's second pick was the tall welterweight Paul "The Punisher" Williams. Williams' greatest wins are a 12-round decision victory over Antonio Margarito and a 1st round destruction of Carlos Quintana in a rematch. However, his only loss (by decision to Quintana) has raised questions about his skill level. Williams got whipped in the face repeatedly in that fight and actually did well for himself to go the distance. He also faded in his close win over Margarito. The Punisher is certainly beatable, but with his size and growing confidence, he's a formidable opponent for anyone.

In the third round, Bri chose the upstart Juan Manuel Lopez, the new WBO Super Bantamweight Champion. Lopez has to be considered one of the most impressive rising stars of boxing with his 1st round pummeling of respected champion Daniel Ponce de Leon. Lopez has more to prove, but has all the promise in the world.

For his final pick, Bri knew he needed another Juan, so he went Diaz. Juan Diaz was one of the most impressive champions in boxing before his recent loss to Nate Campbell. His ridiculous work rate tends to make up for his lack of power and relatively pourous defense. He absorbed a ton of shots against Nate Campbell. I remember feeling sorry for him as the fight neared the end. He faces Michael Katsidis, a tough brawler, in what is sure to be entertaining. He probably has enough to beat Katsidis. But will he ever regain the Lightweight Title? Not against Pacquiao, Marquez or Guzman in my opinion.

Analysis of Jay's Team: The Hitmen

The Hitmen started their boxing team with perhaps the most popular American fighter in the game today, Kelly Pavlik. Pavlik has proven himself to be the real deal with impressive victories over Edison Miranda and Jermain Taylor. Pavlik showed that he could both outbox and outslug Taylor, establishing himself as one of the best in the sport. After all, Jermain Taylor outboxed (or more like outhustled) the great Bernard Hopkins and was undefeated before facing Pavlik.
Pavlik's biggest downfall is probably his bravery. Both in his style of fighting and in his match-making decisions. Pavlik faces Bernard Hopkins on October 18th in a fight that most are picking him to win. However, Hopkins can be difficult to hit and still throws crisp right hands, which may give Pavlik problems if he's not landing his own thunder. Pavlik looks strong, but his questionable defense makes him somewhat vulnerable.

Next, the Hitmen selected "The Hitman" Ricky Hatton. No offense to the O.G. hitman Thomas Hearns, perhaps Hatton should be referred to as Hitman Vanilla. Following his loss to Mayweather, Ricky Hatton returned to the ring with a solid win over tough Juan Lazcano. Hatton's biggest strengths are his heart, his aggression and his hard body punches. However, he is extremely hittable and prone to cuts, so he's never really safe going into a fight. Hatton's next fight is against the light-hitting, fast Paulie Malignaggi. Hatton will need a high workrate to win the fight. Unless he catches Malignaggi with some of his big shots, Hatton may be in for a long night of pitty-pat combinations to the dome.

For their third pick, the Hitmen chose Nikolay Valuev, the 7-foot, 320 pound Russian giant. Valuev's 48-1 record is impressive, and given that his only loss was by 2 points to undefeated WBA Champ Ruslan Chagaev, Nikolay has never really been exposed or beat up. His next fight against John Ruiz figures to allow him another chance to win a decision against a quality fighter. Valuev will likely fare well against any opponents other than Wladimir Klitschko or Samuel Peter, who just might have the thunder to knock the big man down. Given Valuev's probable future fights: Ruiz, Chagaev....he looks safe.

With their final selection in the draft, the Hitmen chose Dominican sensation Joan Guzman. Guzman has impressively outpointed both Jorge Barrios and Humberto Soto and established himself as one of the best at 130 pounds. As he moves up to 135 to challenge Nate Campbell, Guzman will have to dig deep to outpunch one of the toughest guys in the business. His youth and energy should give him an edge over Campbell and should make him a favorite against any fighter other than Pacquiao or Marquez.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

An unbiased opinion of Larry Merchant's Vodka Breath

First of all thanks to JB for this wonderful idea. Now I will proceed to rip his team to pieces. j/k it's not that bad.

With his first pick, the #5 overall, he selected consensus p4p #2 in the world, the undefeated super middleweight and light heavyweight champion Joe Calzaghe of Wales. Calzaghe has long dominated the super middleweight (168 lb) division, mostly cleaning out all of Europe. He is widely considered to be one of the best fighters in the world because he won most of his toughest fights in such dominant fashion, in particular vs. Jeff Lacy and Mikkel Kessler. Also, he never fought in the U.S. until his split decision win over Bernard Hopkins back in April. That was a rather boring bout in which he was actually knocked down by the old man in the 1st round. With the win, Calz added the universally recognized 175 lb championship to his 168 lb title. Joe next faces off against Roy Jones Jr, a man several years past his prime, on November 8. (I should note that Jones's last fight was a easy decision win over a faded Tito Trinidad in January). Also, Calzaghe spurned an opportunity to fight middleweight king Kelly Pavlik, so it appears he is now officially on boxing's seniors tour. However, a win over Jones, and a Pavlik win over Hopkins in October, and we could see the two pasty white unbeaten stars face off in a mega-fight sometime in 2009.

In terms of fantasy value, Calzaghe is expected to beat Jones, although some say RJJ poses more of a threat to him than Hopkins did. However, it is unlikely that he would KO Jones. Also a fight vs. Pavlik would probably be a toss-up, so I'm not sure if Calz is a worthy 1st round fantasy pick.

JB came right back with pick #6 and selected Antonio Margarito, who is one of the hottest names in boxing right now after becoming the undisputed welterweight king after KOing Miguel Cotto a couple weeks ago. Marg is not known as a great tactician of the game, and he is prone to take some flush shots to the face, but his M.O. is his chin, his balls, and his unrelenting offensive attack, often throwing upwards of 100 punches per round, an output that few opponents can withstand. In recent days, Marg has been trying to win the de la Hoya sweepstakes by calling out the fishnet-wearing tranny every chance he can get. However, it's unlikely that Oscar will choose to face someone as dangerous as the Tijuana Tornado for his farewell bout (instead he will likely opt for Manny Pacquiao, who is dangerous, but he's toiled as low as 105 lbs early in his career). So now promoter Bob Arum is trying to get Marg a fight for November 1, and the name Joshua Clottey has been mentioned, and that fight could take place in Dodger Stadium, headlining a huge PPV show. Marg won a UD over Clottey back in December of 06 in a bout which was tougher than expected.

Fantasy value: The fact that Margarito is coming right back and will likely fight again this year is a good thing. However, his style is definitely high risk/high reward. Margarito is not going to be outworked, but he could be outboxed and if he faces someone who holds up to his vicious onslaught better than Cotto, it's not out of the question that he could be defeated. All in all, a good choice though, as Arum will likely not put Marg in too much danger, as they will probably try to build up to a rematch with Cotto next summer.

Next up was 3rd-rounder Wladimir Klitschko, the man universally recognized as the best heavyweight in the world. "Dr. Steelhammer" has not endeared himself to hardcore fans though, as he has been unimpressive in recent bouts. A unification victory over Sultan Ibragimov back on Feb 23 was one of the most boring piece of crap fights in history. In fact, to call this a fight would be an insult to the sissy slap fights that Jeff and Joel used to have back in the Decatur schoolyard. However, much of the apathy about Wlad's heavyweight reign can be attributed to the lack of quality opposition out there for him. On the horizon lies some intriguing opponents. He has a mandatory fight vs. unbeaten Russian gold medalist Alexander Povetkin due. Whether he'll take that fight next remains to be seen, as he could opt for another tomato can that will make him huge money on German TV. And at some point down the line, if the heavyweight division is ever to be unified, he'll likely find himself in the opposite corner of Samuel Peter, who is considered the world's #2 heavyweight. Wlad already handed Peter his only defeat a few years ago, in a bout in which Peter knocked him down 3x. Other than that, Wlad dominated him en route to a UD. The other name that comes to mind is undisputed cruiserweight champion David Haye, who is moving up to heavyweight. "The Hayemaker" has been calling out Wlad, saying he's going to clean up the division. However Haye has a lot to prove before he gets a shot at the big dog.

Fantasy value: Wlad will likely fight at least twice in the next calendar year, and there is really no one on the horizon who poses much of a threat to him. As the comp gets a little more difficult, he may not score KOs, but he should be able to do what he's been doing for the past few years, out-jabbing his opponents and using his size advantage to score rather easy wins. The only name on the horizon who I think could beat Wlad now is Sam Peter.... and I don't see that fight happening any time soon.

With the first pick of the last round, JB went with Jermain "Bad Intentions" Taylor. Taylor is at a crossroad, coming off the first two losses of his career, both to the man who took his middleweight crown, Kelly Pavlik. He's now facing his 2000 Olympic teammate Jeff Lacy on Nov 15, which should be a good comeback fight for Taylor, as Lacy is likely on the down side of his career. It remains to be seen if the Pavlik fights ruined Taylor, although it was a good sign that Taylor came back in the February 08 rematch and fought well, but losing a UD, after being brutally KOd by "The Ghost" in Sept 07. After Lacy, Taylor will probably get a title bout in the super middleweight division, but he might not want to jump in with another dangerous fighter for a while... one name thrown out there as a potential 2009 opponent is unbeaten British rising star Carl Froch.

In terms of JT's fantasy value, he hasn't been known as a KO puncher for a while, and in fact has no KO wins in his last 7 fights (the last one was Feb 05 vs. Daniel Edouard). However, he did knock Pavlik down in their first fight, and if a less tolerant ref than the great Steve Smoger was the 3rd man in the ring that night, Taylor could have scored a 2nd round TKO and the landscape of boxing as we know it would be completely different. However, I expect Taylor to beat Lacy rather easily, and if so he should be on the path toward a title at super middleweight.

Analysis of Jeff's Team

The Impregnable Impetuous Children Eaters cleverly rekindled the inspiring sentiments of a desparate, late-career Mike Tyson as he sought a huge payday against Lennox Lewis. Manager Jeff Whitmore's first pick was Arthur Abraham, a somewhat surprising choice as a #1 overall, but Jeff was quite clear that he wanted "the guy that got his jaw broke by the African who kept getting docked points." And so the draft began...

The 'Eaters' feature IBF Middleweight Champion Arthur Abraham, who boasts an undefeated record with a high knockout percentage. He is coming off of a 4th round destruction of Edison Miranda and now stands as the only legitimate middleweight to challenge Kelly Pavlik for supremacy. Abraham is likely waiting with great anticipation for the outcome of Pavlik vs. Hopkins.

Mikkel Kessler was the 2nd choice for the 'Eaters.' Kessler, at 40-1, has an impressive record with wins over quality opponents such as Markus Beyer, Librado Andrade and Anthony Mundine. However, Kessler lost his only high-profile fight to Joe Calzaghe, although he competed well and won perhaps 4 out of the 12 rounds. It remains to be seen whether or not Kessler will now dominate the division that Calzaghe has ruled for so long.

The 'Eaters' decided to go black in the 3rd round, selecting undefeated Light Heavyweight Champion Chad Dawson. Dawson is the heir apparent to the division, having defeated Tomasz Adamek for the WBC title and having successfully defended against Glen Johnson earlier this year. The knock on Dawson is that he can be hurt, as Johnson proved in their fight. Dawson is a quick, skilled champion who has shown championship-level heart. It remains to be seen whether or not he can outbox a motivated Antonio Tarver.

For their final selection, the 'Eaters' made the intriguing choice of David Haye, the undisputed Cruiserweight Champion. Haye vanquished former champions Jean-Marc Mormeck and Enzo Maccarinelli by KO and began to inspire questions about whether or not he could take his skills up to heavyweight. Now, Haye is finding out. Haye has already challenged current Heavyweight champ Wladimir Klitschko and now is attempting to build a resume to earn a title shot. Reports are that Haye is already a strong 230 lbs. David Haye has perhaps the best chance of any fighter to bring true respect back to the Heavyweight crown.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Boxing League

Impregnable Impetuous Children Eaters

Arthur Abraham
Next fight: 10/4 vs. Raul Marquez

Mikkel Kessler
Next fight: 10/26 vs. Danilo Haussler* (not definite)

Chad Dawson
Next fight: 10/11 vs. Antonio Tarver

David Haye
Next fight: 11/15* vs. TBA (not definite)


Knuckle Sandwich

Manny Pacquiao
Next fight: possibly 12/6 vs. Oscar de la Hoya

Miguel Cotto
Next fight: none scheduled

Israel Vazquez
Next fight: none scheduled

Chris John
Next fight: none scheduled


The Hitmen

Kelly Pavlik
next fight: 10/16 vs. Bernard Hopkins

Ricky Hatton
Next fight: 11/22 vs. Paulie Malignaggi

Nikolai Valuev
Next fight: 8/30 vs. John Ruiz

Joan Guzman
Next fight: 9/13 vs. Nate Campbell


Simply Juanderful

Juan Manuel Marquez
Next fight: 9/13 vs. Joel Casamayor

Paul Williams
Next fight: none scheduled

Juan Manuel Lopez
Next fight: 10/2 or 10/16 vs. TBA

Juan Diaz
Next fight: 9/6 vs. Michael Katsidis


Larry Merchant’s Vodka Breath

Joe Calzaghe
Next fight: 11/8 vs. Roy Jones Jr.

Antonio Margarito
Next fight: possibly 11/1 vs. TBA

Wladimir Klitschko
Next fight: none scheduled

Jermain Taylor
Next fight: 11/15 vs. Jeff Lacy