Sunday, August 23, 2009

Complete Team Rosters and ScoreChart


BOXING LEAGUE TEAMS

Aug 22, 2009

Aug 22, 2010



Sweet Chin Music





Manager: Andrew Marenghi





Current Record: 0-0-0, 0 Ko






AVGs




Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Wladimir Klitschko





Floyd Mayweather

vs J.Marquez




Shane Mosley





Fernando Montiel





Hozumi Hasegawa






TOTALS:




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Hurricane CandleBox





Manager: Joel Mesiti





Current Record: 0-0-0, 0 Ko






AVGS




Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Manny Pacquiao

vs Cotto




Daniel Jacobs

vs Ishe Smith




Roy Jones Jr

vs D.Green




Juan Manuel Marquez

vs Mayweather




Andre Ward

vs scrub




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Sweet Scientist





Manager: Mark Enns





Current Record: 0-0-0, 0 Ko






AVGs




Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Ivan Calderon

vs Mayol




Nonito Donaire





Chris John

vs Juarez




Vic Darchinyan





Celestino Caballero






TOTALS:




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Head Hunters





Manager: Jason Brunner





Current Record: 0-0-0, 0 KO






AVGs




Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Miguel Cotto

vs Pacquiao




Nikolay Valuev

vs Haye




Rafael Marquez





Tomasz Adamek





Julio Cesar Chavez Jr

vs scrub





TOTALS:




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Death is Forming





Manager: Brian Whitmore





Current Record: 0-0-0, 0 Kos






AVGs




Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Arthur Abraham

vs J.Taylor




Paul Williams

vs Pavlik




Chad Dawson

vs G.Johnson




Timothy Bradley





Juan Diaz

vs Malignaggi





TOTALS:




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Ready to Rumble





Manager: Joel Brunner





Current Record: 0-0-0, 0 Kos






AVGs




Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Juan Manuel Lopez





Vitali Klitschko

vs Arreola




Yuriorkis Gamboa





Mikkel Kessler

vs scrub




Humberto Soto

vs scrub





TOTALS:





Boxing League 2009-2010 Begins

Just one day into the new boxing league, already 2 fights to report. First, Daniel "Golden Child" Jacobs of Hurricane CandleBox prevailed by unanimous 10-round decision over Ishe Smith. Jacobs controlled most of the fight with his handspeed and movement, but the rugged Smith had him rocked on a couple of occasions. Hurricane CandleBox moves to 1-0 and picks up points of Option A: 1, Option B: 0.5 and Option C: 15.


Just a few hours later, Juan Diaz of Death is Forming stepped into the ring against Paulie Malignaggi. While Diaz landed the harder shots, he was cut severely early in the fight and struggled with blood streaming into his left eye. For his part, Malignaggi controlled the ring for much of the fight and landed quick shots. Diaz pushed the fight and prevailed by scores of 115-113, 116-112 and 118-110 (116-113 on my card). A Fightnews poll indicated that most fans thought Malignaggi had won the fight and indeed it was close. Diaz gets Option A: 1 pt, Option B: 1 pt and Option C: 16 pts.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A NEW SEASON BEGINS

2009-2010 Roster of Participants:

Andrew M- first time boxing league manager. Some boxing experience in recent years, once threw a good left hook to the body when I challenged him to demonstrate. Irish. Lives and breathes softball.

Joel M- first time boxing league manager. Fight Night Round 4 owner and improving player. Used to own oversized boxing gloves that were stored on top of his TV. Enjoys Skoal and sales.

B Whit- The defending league champion. A loyal follower of the sport. A keen eye for talent (Juan Manuel Lopez) and a reported penchant for beer and Kelly Pavlik.

Mark - 3rd place in last year's league. Boxed on camcorder in the late 80s, occasionally hitting his friends harder than they were comfortable with. Once watched a pay per view fight without contributing any $.

Jay- tied for last in last year's league. Nicknamed the "Bulldog" for pre-adolescent boxing exploits that featured roundhouse rights. Enjoys video editing and studying volcanoes.

Joel - has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, follows boxing and boxing history as much as possible. For his efforts, he achieved a hard-luck last place tie in last year's league, garnering 3 losses (Jermain Taylor, Antonio Margarito, Vic Darchinyan)...not that he's keeping track.

Team Names and Draft will soon follow....

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

FINAL STANDINGS

FINAL STANDINGS

1. Brian (Simply Juanderful)

2. Jeff (Impregnable Impetuous Children Eaters)

3. Mark (Knuckle Sandwich)

4. (tie) Jay (Punching Bags), Joel (LM's Vodka Breath)




BOXING LEAGUE TEAMS

Aug 13-Aug 13




Impregnable Impetuous Children Eaters





Manager: Jeff Whitmore





Current Record: 7-0-0, 4 Ko






AVGs

1.57

1.43

18

Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Arthur Abraham(3-0)


5

4

55

Mikkel Kessler(1-0)


2

1.5

18

Chad Dawson (2-0)


2

3

32

David Haye(1-0)


2

1.5

21


TOTALS:

11

10

126

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Knuckle Sandwich





Manager: Mark Enns





Current Record: 5-0-1, 4 Ko






AVGs

1.33

1.75

15.2

Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Manny Pacquiao(2-0)


4

6

39

Miguel Cotto(2-0)


3

2.5

35

Israel Vazquez


0

0

0

Chris John (1-0-1)


1

2

17


TOTALS:

8

10.5

91

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The Hitmen





Manager: Jason Brunner





Current Record: 6-2-0, 2 KO






AVGs

0.63

0.75

12.1

Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Kelly Pavlik (1-1)


1

1

20

Andre Berto(1-0): CLAIMED


1

2

15

Nikolay Valuev (2-0)


2

2

30

Joan Guzman(1-0)


1

1

15


TOTALS:

5

6

97

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Simply Juanderful





Manager: Brian Whitmore





Current Record: 12-0-0, 10 Kos






AVGs

1.83

2.13

17.8

Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Juan Manuel Marquez (2-0)


4

6

40

Paul Williams (3-0)


5

6.5

50

Juan Manuel Lopez (4-0)


8

6.5

74

Tomasz Adamek(2-0): CLAIMED


4

4.5

35


TOTALS:

22

25.5

213

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Larry Merchant's Vodka Breath





Manager: Joel Brunner





Current Record: 6-3-0, 5 Kos






AVGs

0.78

1.22

12.41

Fighters:

UPCOMING

Option A

Option B

Option C

Wladimir Klitschko(2-0)


4

6

18

Floyd Mayweather Jr:CLAIMED


0

0

0

Vitali Klitschko(2-0): CLAIMED


4

6

37

Vic Darchinyan(1-1): CLAIMED


2

2

21


TOTALS:

7

11

113


Saturday, June 20, 2009

Klitschko wins again; Standings Update


After nine rounds and one knockdown, Wladimir Klitschko was awarded a TKO victory over a bloody and outmatched Ruslan Chagaev in a fight that was universally recognized as being for THE Heavyweight Title.  Klitschko used his usual weapons, the dominant jab and the straight right hand to snap Chagaev's head back several times each round.  For his part, Chagaev tried to compete but refused to throw enough punches to make Klitschko worry.  The win moves Wladimir to 53-3 with 47 KOs.  More importantly, it helps Larry Merchant's Vodka Breath move to 6-2 with 5 KOs.

Standings:
1. Simply Juanderful (10-0) OPTION B: 23.5 (2.35), OPTION C: 178 (17.8)
2. Children Eaters   (6-0)  OPTION B: 9.5 (1.58), OPTION C: 104 (17.3)
3. Knuckle Sandwich(5-0-1) OPTION B: 10.5 (1.75), OPTION C: 91 (15.2)
4. LM's Vodka Breath (6-2)  OPTION B: 12 (1.5), OPTION C: 110 (13.8)
5. Punching Bags   (6-2)  OPTION B: 6 (0.75), OPTION C: 97 (12.1)

Under 2 months to go in the league, Simply Juanderful's lead seems insurmountable.  Mark is threatening to jump into second place.  With Mayweather-Marquez postponed, we have only the following fights to consider:

Chris John (Mark) vs Rocky Juarez
Tomasz Adamek (Bri) vs Bobby Gunn
Juan Manuel Lopez (Bri) vs a scrub
Arthur Abraham (Jeff) vs M.Oral
Vic Darchinyan (Joel) vs Joseph Agbeko

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Is This a Joke?

It now appears that David Haye is not fit to fight Wladimir Klitschko on June 20th.  Something about a hand injury, or a back injury.  Seriously guys, do you think that it's ok to do this?  Do you think that it's ok to keep screwing over the boxing public time after time, after time, after time? Nikolay Valuev refused to really fight against Evander Holyfield, then he refuses to step in the ring with an infectious Ruslan Chagaev.  Chagaev has been injured or unable to fight in about 80 percent of his recent fights.  Vitali Klitschko is on pace to fight about once a year.  Sam Peter has proven that he sucks, and prospects like Chris Arreola, Eddie Chambers and Alexander Povetkin all have major flaws.  Then David Haye makes things interesting, talks a good game, and then pulls a Garnett and says "OWWW!!"

Wladimir is making things interesting in his online remarks lately, talking about maybe fighting Chagaev or Arreola as a backup to Haye.  Or maybe he'll wait 3 weeks and fight Haye.  Either way, diehard fans of heavyweight boxing once again have to do what it feels like we're always doing....waiting for a decent fight.